Here's one for our Crack Research Staff
To: support@tripadvisor.com
From: A confused user
IS THERE DANCING ON THE TRAIN??
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To: support@tripadvisor.com
From: A confused user
IS THERE DANCING ON THE TRAIN??
From a review:
Our only complaint about the ________ thus far, is that each day early in the morning and in the afternoon when we take a nap, all we seem to hear is what sounds like the sodomizing of the parrots in the lobby 8 floors below us -very annoying.
From an reply to our "we just posted your review" e-mail:
Whay are you CONGRATULATING me? I didnt win the lottery, all I did was write a review of a hotel in which I stayed. You're trying to build some artificial excitement for your site and that is lame.
From a management response to a bad review:
So now according to your complaint, this dead bird walked into one of your rooms, turned into a rat, then a bat and died again.
From an e-mail to TripAdvisor support:
I wounld like to know who the country singer is that come to the zoo?
From a review of Graceland:
I was in Jr. High School when Elvis Presley became such a wonderful & poplular singer & entertainer. A friend of mine knew a friend of his, & I almost go to meet him, thru' her. But it didn't materialize. My grandma (who raised my brother & I) taught us to look to John 3:v.16 & to the Author of our faith, 1st. I always Prayed for Elvis & his family (including Priscilla & their child). One day in about 1968 I wrote Mr. Presley a letter, & I just couldn't keep the many tears back... they stained the letter all over. I decided to send that letter. I never heard from him personally, but I believed that the heart of the tears got there & one day I will meet him in God's presence & reality, & I'd like to sing a duet with him, too. Love, J------
From an e-mail to TripAdvisor support:
Do you mean to tell me I can not get hockey information on your site.
From a review:
THE COWS OVER RUN THE POPULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DRINK THE WATER AND THE COW CRAP IS ALL OVER I MEAN GOD HAVE SOME DECENCY.
From an e-mail:
Sorry it took so long to get back to you on our conversation at the Latino Celebration. I have talked to D---- P-----, Public Relations, about your offer to donate to the Cowboy Hall of Fame. He will get with the Hall of Fame this month to check out the possibilities (I did stipulate that the painting would have to be displayed). We still need your biography.