From a review:
The breakfast was not very good at all - there was no one else staying
in the hotel (except for one group of 8) and as such the hotel did not
seem to be equipped to look after guest. There was no bar open, you had to pre-book dinner if you wanted it and breakfast was pants.
Thanks to Lor281976 for sending this to us (and supplying the headline).
Update: We have been alerted that "pants" is actually British slang ("in a word, 'crap'" is how Nora, our reader, put it). The Owl is going to start using it constantly. ("This field mouse sushi is pants!" "Owls wearing unflattering high-waisted pants are pants!") Thanks, Nora!