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Sorry, but this is a metaphysical debate you have to have with your own conscience

An e-mail to our support team about our Travel Map:

Subject: going through East Germany train stopped, but could not leave it
 
Yes I just wanted to know if the train stopped in east Germany but we were not allowed to get off does that still count as being there or must I use no mans land where Americans were not allowed and I mistakenly was there.

Hmm, where have we seen this before?

Babystyle.com is offering this hat for newborns.

We're torn-- is it a cute (albeit monochromatic) homage to our Owl? Or just creepy? We're not sure our Owl should be running around appearing to eat babies' heads.

 

Like the Flintstones? REALLY like the Flintstones?

Try a vacation here!

However, if you're just into cracked ceilings, the Owl can probably find you a hotel where they're not trompe l'oeil.

"Not that I'm stalking them or anything..."

A forum post:

hey am just enquiring wether c---------- hotel toronto ontario m5s has agroup of tourist traveling from kenya anytime from the month of september

Where in the world are these TripAdvisor luggage tags?

They're at Baghdad International Airport! Thanks to John K. for sending these in. If you have photos of your TA gear in unusual (or even just plain amusing) places, please send them our way!

Typos are funny

A review:

Subject: Crab Trap Restaurant
Location: Somers Point, New Jersey, United States, North America
Title: Best at the South Jersey Shore!

We enjoyed our experience at the Crap Trap.  The food is very good with nice size portions and reasonable prices (especially for the shore).  The only down side is the wait, you must get there no later than 5pm during prime time season (July/Aug) and you still have an hour wait at that time.   We went the first time at 6:30 pm and it was a 3hr wait.   Every bite is worth the wait...   highly recommend the sesame crusted tuna steak..  best I have ever had.  Time it right, or go during the off season.. it's delicious!

Welcome to EyebrowAdvisor.com AND NotTooManyOldOldPeopleAdvisor.com

From a forum post:

I'm a new member, and I'm looking for two things. I am from T-------.

I'm a straight male, and I have thick dark eyebrows (very slight unibrow though, get it waxed once every two weeks). I also have dark black hair.

I'm thinking of three options:

a) Either color it to a lighter color or bleach it?
b) Get 'em 'worked' on? But I don't want them to have a smooth finish like the girls either. I just want them to look natural, but tame.
c) Or just trim them? Which makes me think they'll just grow back, and I can tie ponytails with my eyebrows in my 40s, lol.

I just need suggestions as to what to do, and where in T------downtown I can get this taken care of.

I'm planning an xmas makeover which means I get these eyebrows taken care of and get a brazilian colored, golden tan.

Issue #2:

Looking for a classy NYE party. In a hotel setting or something, which could be semi-formal, awesome crowd.. but not too many old old people. (Mid thirties is fine.)
Dance music is what we both like, and certainly don't wanna stop partying at 2am, lol.
We'll be cabbing it that night..
I'm 25, and my gf is 19.
I wanna start my new year with new people.
We're both collectively looking for a budget of $500 max.

Sure, we can give you step-by-step instructions!

An e-mail to our support team:

Hi, Don't know if you can help? There is a film starring Harrison Ford called 'Six Days Seven nights'. There is a scene where they dine out under a magnificent star filled sky on a beach in the Pacific (French Polynesia). Where is it? & is it possible to replicate that Star filled sky a bit closer to the UK??

Thanks

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Step 1: Steal the video projector from your office's conference room.

Step 2: Hook it up to your home computer.

Step 3. Point it at your dining room ceiling.

Step 4: Download Google Earth. Make sure you get version 4.2 or better.

Step 5: Look up "French Polynesia."

Step 6: Click the "sky" view.

Step 7: Turn out the lights and enjoy!

Well, we suppose in the movie, they don't have red and blue stars, white constellation outlines and the words "Canis Major" and "Puppis" over their heads, but hey... let it not be said the Owl is unhelpful!

If you think bugs in your hotel room are bad...

How about bats? silverpen957 got a picture of one!

Read the full review here. The Owl thinks this must be a truly exceptional hotel, because despite the wee potentially rabid visitor, the guest still gave it a rating of 4!

Oh, right, THE tour to Bali

Sent via our user support form:

Hi, I would like to have more information on the tour to Bali. Kindly assist me. Thank you