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Rock on, Rockstar

But not the room trashing kind of rockstar. (Thanks for specifying.)

Submitted as a review:
"The … is a genuinely beautiful place to stay. Perfectly maintained with as good a setting as you can imagine. I felt lke a rock-star having breakfast on the terrace in the morning (A critically acclaimed rock-star I might add. With a supermodel wife and a charitable foundation helping kids in Soweto and Lesotho. My early years would have been the usual orgy of drugs, alcohol and groupies but these days I'd have cleaned up my act and would be considered both a pillar of the musical establishment and highly influential. A sort of cross between Bowie, Springsteen and Johnny Marr)."

She'll be here all week, folks.

Feedback from a TA blog reader:

"Regarding the blog entry where the person suggests you list the planet Jupiter as a destination:  I wouldn't rate it too highly if I were you.  I hear the food is good, but there's no atmosphere." Ba-Dum-Bum!

So...What'll it be?

From the TA Mailbag:

Telling it like it is.

From a note sent to the listings team.

"Our guestrooms are situated in the heart of Brugge. It only takes 6 minutes to walk to the Big Market and 10 minutes to reach 't Zand. Our house itself is a classified building with step gable from 1673. We aren't superstitions at all and most of the time mostly sober, but still the atmosphere is special. Just as if the house is alive as well..."

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