TripAdvisor: We Are Not Making This Up.

Well, we never said you have to be human to write a review...

Guess someone taught their dog to type!

"You're staying WHERE?"

Next time you're in Cologne, try the Hotel Ass!

And yes, we checked-- it's real. Kids under 10 are free, and small pets are welcome!

Our favorite typo returns

A review:

We celebrated our 4th Wedding Anniversary at S------. The atmosphere was nice. The service was good except they were a little slow refilling our drinks. The only seafood I like is shrimp so I got the Snapping Shrimp appetizer and it was delicious. I ordered the Filet for dinner and the meal was great. I tried my husband's crap cakes and they were good too. Highly recommend visiting S---- while at S------ even if you don't like seafood.

Yeah, that fits our business plan

From an owner:

"Please reevaluate your policy to let anyone write whatever they like.... Maybe it would be a good idea to publish only good and neutral objective reports."