... we kind of have to give the writer props for choosing a simile and sticking to it.
The T----- is a bit like a beautiful girl you meet in a dark club wearing a wonder bra. You think you've found the girl of your dreams, but as you look a little closer, it reaaly isn't that pretty, and as soon as you remove the top layer it really is very flat! And when you have a really good look in the cold light of day, you realise it's actually quite shabby, and not very clean, and you want out of there asap!
