The Owl is tempted to book them into a conference room for $1,000/night

An e-mail received at tablog @ tripadvisor.com:

Kindly confirm back to me if you have any space for me and my Wife in your Hotel..To below dated..(2 PEOPLE) My Partner and myself

Check-in (Date) ..15/May/2009

CHECK OUT (Date) ..17/June/2009

Quote the price and the condition,if available,kindly calculate the all Nights.

And also let me know the credit card type you welcome for payment.

Thanks for your anticipated business relationship and cooperation.

Best Regards