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For dentists and doctors only?

A review:

Bring your wallet and your patients

I have heard a lot of good things about this place but I was not so lucky. My visit was full of disappointment. The building is nice but the nice stopped at the door. The menu is pricey and the food was cold. The waitress never bothered to check back until everything was stacked up and we just wanted to go. If you like pretty buildings by all means stop. If you want to eat don't bother.

Many thanks to Jennifer F. for sending this in!

Not the most politically correct review ever, but...

... we kind of have to give the writer props for choosing a simile and sticking to it.

The T----- is a bit like a beautiful girl you meet in a dark club wearing a wonder bra. You think you've found the girl of your dreams, but as you look a little closer, it reaaly isn't that pretty, and as soon as you remove the top layer it really is very flat! And when you have a really good look in the cold light of day, you realise it's actually quite shabby, and not very clean, and you want out of there asap!

Well, we never said you have to be human to write a review...

Guess someone taught their dog to type!

Our favorite typo returns

A review:

We celebrated our 4th Wedding Anniversary at S------. The atmosphere was nice. The service was good except they were a little slow refilling our drinks. The only seafood I like is shrimp so I got the Snapping Shrimp appetizer and it was delicious. I ordered the Filet for dinner and the meal was great. I tried my husband's crap cakes and they were good too. Highly recommend visiting S---- while at S------ even if you don't like seafood.

They even gots PUNKIN'!

A review:

I had the pleasure of dining at --------- Room in January 07 after a somewhat long (and disastrous) business trip. I just burst into the place screaming "J'ai faim"!! I was hoping that it might be the one salvageable night of the trip. I wasn't disappointed. I've been eating French cuisine since I was in the womb, so I like to think I know a thing or two about Bœuf Bourguignon. I ordered the meat, medium. Perfectly cooked and seasoned. To say this beef was succulent is an insult to the word succulent. I must mention that my waiter, Paul, was an absolute gem. Attentive without being overbearing, somewhat vain, always smiling, slightly obtuse, yet well-muscled. He was so great I even offered to serve HIM the "coffee" back at my hotel (kidding, of course). Anyway, I was so pleased with this entire adventure, I made up this little rap - I call it "Yo! Frenchy!". Please bear with me, I'm a 53 year old white female........................

Yo! Frenchy!

Yo Pierre, Yo Michel, Yo Paul, Yo LOUIE!
The meat's always moist, ain't never CHEWY!
I walked in DEPRESSED! But yo, don't WORRY!
Walked out feeling so fine and CHERRY!
Lights was low, da air be JUMPIN'!
Try the creme brule, they even gots PUNKIN'!
I don't know HOW they do that MEAT!
Yo Louie! Yo Frenchy!....guys can't be BEAT!
It's true I might be white and PASTY!
Be don't go being all rushed and HASTY!
This rap ain't good, but it not that BAD!
Truth, this the best rap I ever HAD!
So listen up, this ain't no gloom and DOOM!,
Get yo butt down to -------- ROOM!

Enjoy!

p.s. I like cheese

The crack is good, but the river's just Iffey

Many thanks to Bianca A. for suggesting we post this review in the blog!

But it's perfect for vampires

A review:

We will never eat here again. We are local Alaskans and stopped in for lunch. I ordered a salad and noticed there was something on a slice of cucumber. On closer inspection, we determined it had to be blood. I called the waitress over and told her someone in the kitchen must be bleeding. She looked in horror at the plate and grabbed it up and ran to the kitchen. She came back to confirm that the one making the salad had cut themselves. You would think they would pay closer attention. I wonder if the health inspector would be interested in their practices?

Completely disgusting! Go anywhere else.....

The perennial food typo (but still funny)

From a review:

Crap soup was great along with crab cakes, a must eat!

A warning or a celebration?

Submitted via our review form:

Rock on, Rockstar

But not the room trashing kind of rockstar. (Thanks for specifying.)

Submitted as a review:
"The … is a genuinely beautiful place to stay. Perfectly maintained with as good a setting as you can imagine. I felt lke a rock-star having breakfast on the terrace in the morning (A critically acclaimed rock-star I might add. With a supermodel wife and a charitable foundation helping kids in Soweto and Lesotho. My early years would have been the usual orgy of drugs, alcohol and groupies but these days I'd have cleaned up my act and would be considered both a pillar of the musical establishment and highly influential. A sort of cross between Bowie, Springsteen and Johnny Marr)."